Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Shotgun Rules

If you and I ever come to be friends outside of this virtual home of mine it's important that you understand the rules of engagement for shotgun.

1. Shotgun is the only word to be used, no variation of the word is acceptable.
2. One must have their shoes on, unless they never had any to begin with, and must be outside and in view of the vehicle to call; "Shotgun!"
3. If more than one individual calls shotgun simultaneously, then a game of rock, paper, scissors will be the deciding vote.
4. If a Slurpee run is made to 7 Eleven, whomever had shotgun retains shotgun out of respect that Winnipeg, MB, Canada is... Slurpee Capital of the World.

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